Single Party State Monopoly
A boardgame for four or more players.
The object of the game is to capture all the MSP seats.
Weighted dice ensure SNP always win
Wee Pretendy Parliament Kit
When assembled looks to the casual glance like a real parliament with powers to tax and spend
WARNING Complaints that the tax functions do not work are being investigated
Virtual reality site in which players attempt to be build an independent Scotland
Fiendishly difficult but great for lovers of fantasy
Intriguing puzzle which requires the player to remain part of the EU whilst staying in the UK after Brexit
See how quickly you can make it fit together
Nicola Sturgeon Doll
Whines incessantly when activated
Has a store of hilarious Catch Phrases such as
“Scotland pays its way”; “Scotland would be richer after independence” and “Scotland wants to become independent by being a member of the EU”
Powered by four AA batteries.
Guess the oil tax revenue sweepstake
Players write down what they think will be the oil tax revenue will be in twelve months’ time
Hours of innocent fun
WARNING SNP supporters with bad hearts are advised not to play
Comes complete with plastic figures representing patients, doctors and nurses
WARNING: Due to problems with the finance and the suppliers there are very few doctors and nurses but huge numbers of patients
Just like the real thing
Make your own school exam Grade inflation kit
Too few children are passing exams? No problem. Our grade inflation kit will soon put that right..
Just drop the pass mark and hey presto! the problem vanishes
National Police Jigsaw
The jigsaw contains pieces which represent all the police forces in Scotland that existed until recently. When completed the jigsaw design shows just one national force.
WARNING: ensure the jigsaw is kept in a safe place when finished or it will fall apart.
Independence Referendum Roundabout
Toy roundabout with a selection of figures representing the various parties in Scotland
Once set in motion it continues indefinitely
Made of the finest plastic
Show where your heart lies with a T-Shirt emblazoned at front and back with the Saltire
Made in all sizes
Buy one for the bairns
Become one of Nicola’s Blue and White Shirts
North Sea Oil Money Tree
A popular game with Independence supporters for many years but now rather old hat.
Alex Salmond Jock-in-a Box
A one-time Xmas favourite which has fallen out of favour.
Still amuses small children as he pops up with his catchphrase whine
HURRY HURRY HURRY WHILE THE SCOTCH NUMPTY PARTY LASTS